"Money's Too Tight To Mention..."
Hiya everybody, I'm a picture of Mick Hucknall, and I'm not endorsing in any way Tommy Tickle
or DJ Bubblewrap's poundsaving "Midweek Deal" which offers the same old rubbish for
children's parties but at reduced rates Monday to Thursday as you would get at the weekend.
We all know that the country isn't really bankrupt and everybody is only being subjected to
media manipulation that everything is about to run out; so to keep up with your neighbours who
have 10 mortgages (all re-mortgaged, of course) you are having to openly buy Tesco Value
Caviar and Lobsters to compete with them in the downsize stakes even though Ocado have to
deliver your groceries to your house in Lidl bags from the back of a burnt out transit to keep up
the illusion of poverty.
Don't let anybody know you are not being affected by the economic
downturnleftatthelights worldwide nodoubledippinginthehummous recession by hiring East
Sussex's 13th best children's entertainer from Monday to Thursday for half the price of a
weekend one. Let's see what you get...
"I'm talkin' bout funny funny...funny."
We can see quite plainly from the graph beside itself that the Humour Content from all Tommy
Tickle Clown Parties and DJ Bubblewrap Dinky Disco events over the past week have
constantly been 5% above the national base rate, outperforming other comedy acts like The
Krankies, Brown & Darling and that LPG garage here that are unable to make my car work
properly. Of course, if it were really me endorsing this, you might say what do I know about
great entertainment? Well, I'm just the lead singer in The Small Faces with a string of hits
under my belt as I write this in my massive 2 bedroom apartment flat in downtown New
Addington and I regularly enjoy Cash In The Attic, so that's my end of the rep on the table.
This is your opportunity to make someone else work harder at half price, yes HALF
PRICE!* while you get drunk at the party and talk loud at the back of the venue and laugh like
a piggy after the third bottle of Wolf Blass. Put on the party of a lifetime for your children by
either hiring someone else like Potty The Pirate, Mr Pumpkin, Mr Pineapplehead or having me
come to do instead and upsetting members of your family you don't see all that often**.
*"To be fair, he did what the supermarkets did with most of their "Special Offers", and jacked the price up 5
times before bringing down to half price." Source, Rachel Discrimination, CutpriceWatercoolerCowpats.
**The "Putting My Foot In It Service" has an extra charge weekdays, but is free at the weekends as normal.
Are you "Holding Back Your Ears?"...
Monday to Thursday deal:
45 minutes of entertainment with these as standard;
DJ or Clown with a plain clothes start to evolve into character.
Magic, puppets or disco.
Then for the next 45 minutes, any one of these...
Balloons, traditional party games, a bouncy castle or giant games.
All for £99! A simple price, from a simple individual!
Call me for availability on 07832 311270.
Or if not, save money by treating the kids to one of these (click image for 100's more great gifts)
Hiya everybody, I'm a picture of Mick Hucknall, and I'm not endorsing in any way Tommy Tickle
or DJ Bubblewrap's poundsaving "Midweek Deal" which offers the same old rubbish for
children's parties but at reduced rates Monday to Thursday as you would get at the weekend.
We all know that the country isn't really bankrupt and everybody is only being subjected to
media manipulation that everything is about to run out; so to keep up with your neighbours who
have 10 mortgages (all re-mortgaged, of course) you are having to openly buy Tesco Value
Caviar and Lobsters to compete with them in the downsize stakes even though Ocado have to
deliver your groceries to your house in Lidl bags from the back of a burnt out transit to keep up
the illusion of poverty.
Don't let anybody know you are not being affected by the economic
downturnleftatthelights worldwide nodoubledippinginthehummous recession by hiring East
Sussex's 13th best children's entertainer from Monday to Thursday for half the price of a
weekend one. Let's see what you get...
"I'm talkin' bout funny funny...funny."
We can see quite plainly from the graph beside itself that the Humour Content from all Tommy
Tickle Clown Parties and DJ Bubblewrap Dinky Disco events over the past week have
constantly been 5% above the national base rate, outperforming other comedy acts like The
Krankies, Brown & Darling and that LPG garage here that are unable to make my car work
properly. Of course, if it were really me endorsing this, you might say what do I know about
great entertainment? Well, I'm just the lead singer in The Small Faces with a string of hits
under my belt as I write this in my massive 2 bedroom apartment flat in downtown New
Addington and I regularly enjoy Cash In The Attic, so that's my end of the rep on the table.
This is your opportunity to make someone else work harder at half price, yes HALF
PRICE!* while you get drunk at the party and talk loud at the back of the venue and laugh like
a piggy after the third bottle of Wolf Blass. Put on the party of a lifetime for your children by
either hiring someone else like Potty The Pirate, Mr Pumpkin, Mr Pineapplehead or having me
come to do instead and upsetting members of your family you don't see all that often**.
*"To be fair, he did what the supermarkets did with most of their "Special Offers", and jacked the price up 5
times before bringing down to half price." Source, Rachel Discrimination, CutpriceWatercoolerCowpats.
**The "Putting My Foot In It Service" has an extra charge weekdays, but is free at the weekends as normal.
Are you "Holding Back Your Ears?"...
Monday to Thursday deal:
45 minutes of entertainment with these as standard;
DJ or Clown with a plain clothes start to evolve into character.
Magic, puppets or disco.
Then for the next 45 minutes, any one of these...
Balloons, traditional party games, a bouncy castle or giant games.
All for £99! A simple price, from a simple individual!
Call me for availability on 07832 311270.
Or if not, save money by treating the kids to one of these (click image for 100's more great gifts)
