Arthritis, retirement, mugging and Catherine Cookson novels are looming for all of us.
What better way to wallow in this fact by hiring someone to come and entertain you for
a party or event who has achieved less in life and lost more than you have. And I'm
only 22. The act lasts about an hour, the routine is loosely based like on the
children's party you always wanted as a kid but never had:
00.00 Eyes down for a full house. Intro and a double JD.
00.10 Guess the world leader/ economics with Alistair Darling and balloons.
00.20 Lucky Dip (prizes pulled from my trousers.)
00.30 Pass the parcel- what surprise will you get in the wrapping paper?
00.40 Musical chairs with whoopee cushions.
00.50 A-level maths question.
01.00 We all sit and listen to Radiohead and cry. I discuss my first three failed
marriages.
Prizes are won by the losers in the game. Balloons and stuff all in the price. Your
chance to win an ASBO.
Give me a bell on 01273 279812 or 07832 311270 for details.
What better way to wallow in this fact by hiring someone to come and entertain you for
a party or event who has achieved less in life and lost more than you have. And I'm
only 22. The act lasts about an hour, the routine is loosely based like on the
children's party you always wanted as a kid but never had:
00.00 Eyes down for a full house. Intro and a double JD.
00.10 Guess the world leader/ economics with Alistair Darling and balloons.
00.20 Lucky Dip (prizes pulled from my trousers.)
00.30 Pass the parcel- what surprise will you get in the wrapping paper?
00.40 Musical chairs with whoopee cushions.
00.50 A-level maths question.
01.00 We all sit and listen to Radiohead and cry. I discuss my first three failed
marriages.
Prizes are won by the losers in the game. Balloons and stuff all in the price. Your
chance to win an ASBO.
Give me a bell on 01273 279812 or 07832 311270 for details.
Tommy Tickle is a clown who lives in Sussex on the south coast of England amazing
all and sundry with his exceptional magic tricks and astounding entertaining prowess.
He doesn't do much work nowadays because of a curfew imposed on him by a local
court due to a client at a children's birthday party losing £35 000 from their bank
account in the daring "Guess the PIN number" routine. The money was never
recovered and he walked within 24 hours because his brother was the D.A, but on his
many enjoyable trips abroad since that fateful day, Tickle has honed his act and
branched out into more specialized tricks. The classic "British passport for 600 quid"
gag and the "Temporary clown marriage licence for a grand" stunt are now firm
favourites, whilst "Guess your own identity" has been hailed as a modern classic by
QG magazine, "especially the bit where you can keep all of your new driving licences
and credit cards for a small fee at the end of the party."
Tickle has a tremendous tolerance to precocious children and vast quantities of
strong alcohol, which reflects in his all ages act that has been performed in various
workplace environs such as village halls, community centres, superstore car parks,
family homes, methadone clinics, and brothels.
After a recent gruelling tour for the troops in Afghanistan, the Taliban said they would
definitely book him again. They liked the bit where Tickle blew the balloons up, usually
by a roadside checkpoint as under-equipped British service personnel were going
past in their "made for the environment F-reg Skoda Favorites".
A party ain't a party without the games, and who doesn't enjoy "Pass the Parcel"
(played at Abu Dhabi customs check-in), "Musical electric chairs", "How much is my
house worth this week", and "Sandpaper the beaurocrat". These rich and historical
ways of having fun are accompanied by songs like "Bernard Matthews had a farm",
"The wheels on the bus" and a selection of Pantera tunes.
Thanks for reading! Updates soon...
all and sundry with his exceptional magic tricks and astounding entertaining prowess.
He doesn't do much work nowadays because of a curfew imposed on him by a local
court due to a client at a children's birthday party losing £35 000 from their bank
account in the daring "Guess the PIN number" routine. The money was never
recovered and he walked within 24 hours because his brother was the D.A, but on his
many enjoyable trips abroad since that fateful day, Tickle has honed his act and
branched out into more specialized tricks. The classic "British passport for 600 quid"
gag and the "Temporary clown marriage licence for a grand" stunt are now firm
favourites, whilst "Guess your own identity" has been hailed as a modern classic by
QG magazine, "especially the bit where you can keep all of your new driving licences
and credit cards for a small fee at the end of the party."
Tickle has a tremendous tolerance to precocious children and vast quantities of
strong alcohol, which reflects in his all ages act that has been performed in various
workplace environs such as village halls, community centres, superstore car parks,
family homes, methadone clinics, and brothels.
After a recent gruelling tour for the troops in Afghanistan, the Taliban said they would
definitely book him again. They liked the bit where Tickle blew the balloons up, usually
by a roadside checkpoint as under-equipped British service personnel were going
past in their "made for the environment F-reg Skoda Favorites".
A party ain't a party without the games, and who doesn't enjoy "Pass the Parcel"
(played at Abu Dhabi customs check-in), "Musical electric chairs", "How much is my
house worth this week", and "Sandpaper the beaurocrat". These rich and historical
ways of having fun are accompanied by songs like "Bernard Matthews had a farm",
"The wheels on the bus" and a selection of Pantera tunes.
Thanks for reading! Updates soon...
